Remember how I was talking about celebrating Christmas every day? Well apparently a man does just that. He even gives gifts to himself each day.
I don't know how a man can eat a turkey each day — I see no indication he has a family (do you think a wife would tolerate this?) but even if he did, it's even hard for a family to eat a turkey each day. The fact that he drinks a bottle of champagne and more than a bottle of wine each day means he's quite the wine-bibber, too.
Methinks he'd be better off feeding and giving gifts to the poor to celebrate each day.
