Women's sizes are getting out of hand. What used to be a size 8 is now a "0", in deference to woman who shop for what they wish they could wear rather than what they are &mash; all part of a cult of thinness that pervades our culture. Self-deception is what it is, pure and simple.
Of course, as Dave Barry commented many years ago, women and men think differently when they shop:
When a man shops for clothes, his primary objective — follow me closely here — is to purchase clothes that fit on his particular body. A man will try on a pair of pants, and if those pants are too small, he'll try on a larger pair, and when he finds a pair that fits, he buys them.
The situation is very different with women. When a woman shops for clothes, her primary objective is not to find clothes that fit her particular body.
She would like for that to be the case, but her primary objective is to purchase clothes that are the size she wore when she was 19 years old. This will be some arbitrary number such as ''8'' or ''10.'' Don't ask me ''8'' or ''10'' of what: That question has baffled scientists for centuries. All I know is that if a woman was a size 8 at age 19, she wants to be a size 8 now, and if a size 8 outfit does not fit her, she will not move on to a larger size: She can't! Her size is 8, dammit! So she will keep trying on size 8 items, and unless they start fitting her, she will become extremely unhappy.
Whether this is intrinsic to the way women are wired or conditioned by our culture, I will not venture to say, but it seems to hold true.
Of course, if a woman wanted to find clothes that fit, she would have a hard time given how the sizes are not standard and vary wildly, precisely because so many women want to fit into the size 8 they were as nubile maidens.
I don't know what the solution is. I hesitate even to suggest one for fear that I will be clocked for being insensitive to women. But, can we resolve this madness?