Received this today (and heard it from another source yesterday). It's just the sneaky sort of thing I might do:
Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS card with no return address!
They are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice CHRISTIAN card to brighten up their dark, sad little world.
Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions.
So spend 37 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Be sure to say "Wishing You A Merry Christmas!" Here's their address:
ACLU
125 Broad Street
18th Floor New York, NY 10004
